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the art of texting.

Since my mobile phone is quickly fading, I'm going to attempt to chronicle a few texts that have given me a good chuckle or made me smile over the past year:

-Seen on a bag in the subway: "Sing, Dance, Floss & Travel" -don't we though?
-Randomness is amazing, like the smell of herbs.
-And then, I ate McDonald's.
-The only problem with sushi for lunch is that you really feel that after work beer!
-When I'm yelled at by a customer, I think, "I'm done, who needs a job anyhow?" But then I don't, because I'm afraid I'll end up living in a van down by the river.
-No worries. I just thought I'd check in and see how sober you were.
-I'm not in hell, am I?
-I'm wearing my sexy boots!
-My cow is growing!
-Thanks for the card and the gun!
-Word honey child.
-You and your flippin' journal writing.
-This is it. It's World Cup time and the US of A have no place in this great occasion. Justice will be served. Come on Blighty!
-Uh, there's a marching band in your backyard.
-Moosie Moosie Moosie Moosie!
-To midwest: the act of being in the midwest. I think it should be a verb.
-Of course! Watching Stanford crush those leprechauns!
-I'm engaged!!!!!!!!!
-MORDOR!!
-I strongly dislike country music. I do not think his tractor is sexy.
-Few theme songs surpass that of M*A*S*H.
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Karisa said…
Oh my word! I'm literally laughing out loud at these! And I'm pretty sure the one about not thinking his tractor is sexy is one you wrote to me! HA! I love those texts! You should so frame them! Serious! And you obviously have cooler friends than me who write cooler texts!

"No worries. I just thought I'd check in and see how sober you were."

LOVE IT!
06 November, 2010
Karisa said…
And come on now! Since you KNOW who's allowed to view your blog, do you really still need to "approve" the comment before it's published?! :)
06 November, 2010
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